March 2012
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
February 2012
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““Pan, who and what art thou?” he [Hook] cried huskily.
“I’m youth, I’m joy,”...”
– (via withpeterpan)
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone,...
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*a friends speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
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not-so-chosen-one:
radcliffesfuturewife:
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Ok
I forgive Karp
(sort of)
People should listen to Harry more often.
Harry: Someone's going to steal the Sorcerer's Stone.
Teachers: LOL, kids these days!
Harry: There's a voice saying it's wants to kill...
Hermione: Hearing voices isn't normal.
Harry: Sirius Black is innocent.
Ministry of Magic: LOL, NO.
Harry: I didn't put my name in the Goblet of Fire.
Everyone: Yes you did.
Harry: Voldemort's returned.
Ministry of Magic: You just want attention.
Harry: Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater.
Everyone: Cool story, bro.
Harry: The Deathly Hallows are real.
Hermoine: that's stupid.
wankbankofamerica:
John O’Callaghan walks into the living room where his son looks to be searching for something so he asks, “Hey son, what are you searching for?” His son answers, “I’m looking for-“
John interrupts by screaming, “MISERY, BUT SHE FOUND ME, LYING NAKED ON THE FLOOR,” and rips off his clothes and falls to the ground in a fit of sobs while rolling around whispering, “Stay away,...
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jamesloveslily:
In an interview,[2] Rowling described Snape’s character as an “antihero”. She has said that she drew inspiration for Snape’s character from a disliked teacher from her own childhood,[3] and described Snape as a horrible teacher,[4] saying the “worst, shabbiest thing you can do as a teacher is to bully students.”[5]
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
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first discovering a group: omfg how am i going to tell them apart
later in the obsession: omg yes that's him i can tell by his ear shape
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